Well, today I went to the hospital to get two toenails surgically removed while I was sick with a cold that made me feel irradiated. My mom told me that the injection of lidocaine into my toes would ironically burn for a bit, and what she meant was it would actually fucking feel like my toe was on fire.

Then we spent two hours waiting for my post-op narcotics and antibiotics to be given to me, and then we spent forever driving home.

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